Breaking News!

Christina smashed her body into tiny bits! Well, OK, just one little bit. After a cycling incident she has a broken finger. The official state Christina news agency (Don't Call Me Chrissy!) reports that a complete imbecile was worried about the police doing cycling traffic stings at a junction and so slammed on the brakes thus smashing Christina's finger. Other reports that the express train that is Christina on a bicycle plowed through an innocent commuter are nothing but vicious lies and irresponsible scuttlebutt.