Tuesday, December 2, 2008

Medical Non-Miracles

I am disappointed in the medical miracle guys. It just seems to me as though they should have got some things worked out by now.

Why can't you grow new teeth? These are just teeth, hardly the most complicated things in the world. These aren't giant organs of great complexity, they aren't even toes! Grow them in a vat and get them plugged in, should be a doddle.

Why can't you just get cartilage injected into your joints? Don't these miracle workers understand that if they don't get this worked out soon they'll be creaking down the hallway and predicting the weather in no time? Just squirt some junk into your knees, brand new cartilage. Not having this is an embarrassment.

By the way, nice job on the robot eyes. And cancer looks complicated, I'm not going to give anyone a hard time on that for a decade at least.

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